Only In This House...

• ...does the DVD collection include a triple feature of Coyote Rage and Elmo Goes Potty.
• ...could one reach under the couch and find a sippy cup from February.
  
• ... items such as frog legs and hog shoulders make the menu plan.
  
• ...the dog's tongue suffices as the Swiffer.
  
• ...would a pant-less child be sprinting down the driveway.
  
• ... a .22 is considered a perfectly appropriate gift for both Mother's Day and a second birthday.
  
• ... the laundry basket considered to have its own zip code.
• ...the phrase "roll tide" is foul language.
  
• ..."hottie" is repeated over and over and over- by the two-year-old,
  
• ...could one open a kitchen drawer and find pantyhose, or a slinky or perhaps a tube of Desitin.
• ... a list of unchecked "to-do's" from 2007 still decorates the whiteboard in the kitchen.
• ...does the dining room double as "Martha's" workshop and the kitchen as an Elmo cupcake factory or a meat packing plant- depending upon the day :)